Mr.
Parlor Review Site F.A.Q.s
Q: How long has the
site been
around, is this another .com that will go under in a month?
A: The website has been around
since
2000...and still going strong with the help of loyal members and
visitors.
Q: What kind of personal
information
will be needed from me if I join?
A: Absolutely nothing, only a valid email address is
necessary.
Q: Isn't my email address
considered
personal
information?
A: Well yes and no. Some
people
consider it
personal, others don't. Unless your full name is in your
address,
then maybe so. It's always a good idea to set up a free anonymous email
account with yahoo, gmail, etc.
Q: Do you accept Paypal?
A: Sorry we do not. We choose to use Trustcash.com
Similar to Paypal, this merchant will take care
of protecting sensitive customer
data. You don't have to worry about your info being compromised
because we do not have access to any confidential information with the
exception of your email address.
Q: How can I sign up without a
credit card?
A: Email us from our contact page and select the no credit
card option
and we will get back to you.
Q: How recent are the massage parlor
reviews?
A: We recently cleaned up
the
older massage parlor reviews. Right now, there are reviews from 2007,
up to
the present day. We try to keep them as current as possible. As for the
particular
girls
working there, its usually a
good idea
to call ahead and ask if she's working or not.
Q: Is there anything else in
the
members only section besides massage parlor reviews?
A: Yes, there is a "Parlor
Club"
area of the site, similar of a VIP area where there are many other
benefits to having a membership. You can access a members only
message board where members communicate with each other and trade the
latest possible info around the area. Also there are local
independent masseuses, who like to stay low key and are exclusive to
mrparlor.com members!
Q: What type of membership is right
for me?
A: If your new to the hobby and aren't sure if you will
be frequenting massage parlors, then a 30 or 90 day
membership is suggested. No reviews are required on your part if you
decide to go
this route. If you are already established in the hobby, then a year
membership to save money in the long run is suggested. A review
is required to be submitted once every 3 months per the membership
application to maintain your membership throughout the year to
encourage participation.
Q: Can I have a free one day
trial
pass?
A: Sorry, we don't offer free
trial
passes because it is not a porn site. What you read is what you get
when you get inside. There will be no uncensored pictures, high
streaming videos, etc. It's simply text giving you the info you need to
make a well informed decision to choose a parlor in your area. The fee
is a small risk to take since there is no personal info exchanged,
and you won't have to worry about being billed automatically each month
after you join.
Q: Are there any refunds?
A: Sorry, because of the low
priced
membership fee, there are no refunds. Don't worry though, there are NO
recurring charges if you decide to cancel your membership.
Q: Can I send in a
review in exchange for a free membership?
A: Sorry. Reviews are a part of every
member's requirement if you choose our year membership. This rule
helps deter fake, and lazy one sentence reviews that are usually seen
on other review sites so visitors can get free access to their members
area. You won't find those cheap reviews inside Mr Parlor. All reviews
are moderatered so you'll read nothing but good,
quality, and well written massage parlor reviews. No other site can
claim that!
Q: Your
site is
great, how can I get this
info the fastest???
A: Just
click on
the JOIN page and follow the directions on it.
Still
unsure? Please read some more quotes submitted by satisfied members:
"My
membership has already paid
for
itself. I often see the new places
popping up in my city, and I was definitely going to check them out.
They are advertising heavily in the local paper's Saturday sports
section, so I thought it sounded pretty promising. But the reviews make
it clear they're all pretty straight and boring. Thanks for saving me
the hassle and cost of striking out at those places!"
"This
is what I think the site
is
all about: where to avoid, where to
go, who to ask for, and how to seal the deal. Nobody likes to go home
with a light wallet and a heavy heart, so this site is all about
helping us optimize our investment."
"I
had been going to parlors
for
about a year before I signed up with
Mr. P, so I had some experience, but this levels the playing field by
putting information into the hands of the customer (us)!"
"The
cost of a mrparlor.com
membership is less than the cost of an
unfruitful trip to a bogus parlor. For me, the membership is just a way
to make sure that my hard-earned dollars are going to turn into solid
results!"
"I'm
new to the parlor scene,
and the
site gives me more pointers about
how to get the action going once you're in the room (and you can
certainly pick them up from reviewing old posts), but for me these are
the main benefits of the mrparlor site:
1) I
know which parlors have
genuine
action vs. which parlors only scam
your money and leave you with nothing but a lame back-rub.
2) I
know the names and
descriptions
of the girls there who come most
highly recommended. If I don't like the description of girl 'A' at
parlor 'X', I can simply go for girl 'B' at parlor 'Y'. In any case,
I'm going in with the info to make a solid decision."
"Hello,
First
of all, let me just say Thank You for your site. It has
absolutely paid itself off and then some. Thank you also for opening my
eyes to this whole new world of fun I hardly knew existed right under
my nose. I have been enjoying the reviews and the helpful tips to make
my new found hobby a success!"
I'm new to this hobby and wasn't having much success which is why I
took a shot at joining this website. Since joining, I have had two
awesome experiences based upon the reviews under the independent
section, and advice I received from fellow members which basically
guided me on how to convey my wishes/desires in a massage parlor. So I
am very happy to have joined this site. In any case I look forward to
further reviews and adding my own for others to benefit from. Take care
and thanks again.