Mr. Parlor Review Site FAQs
Q: How long has the site been around, is this another .com that will go under in a month?
A: The website has been around since 2000...and still going strong with the help of loyal members and visitors.
Q: What kind of personal information will be needed from me if I join?
A: Absolutely nothing, only a valid email address is necessary.
Q: Isn't my email address considered personal information?
A: Well yes and no. Some people consider it personal, others don't. Unless your full name is in your address, then maybe so. It's always a good idea to set up a free anonymous email account with yahoo, gmail, etc.
Q: Do you accept Paypal?
A: Sorry we do not.
Q: How can I sign up without a credit card?
A: Email us from our contact page and select the no credit card option. We have a solution where you can have a membership in less than 24 hrs.
Q: How recent are the massage parlor reviews?
A: See The Parlor Report page on when the site is updated.
Q: What type of membership is right for me?
A: If your new to the hobby and aren't sure if you will be frequenting massage parlors, then a 30 or 90 day membership is suggested. No reviews are required on your part if you decide to go this route. If you are already established in the hobby, then we recommend a 1 year membership for just $4.16 a month. A review is required to be submitted once every 2 months per the membership application to maintain your membership throughout the year to encourage participation.
Q: Can I have a free one day trial pass?
A: Sorry, we don't offer free trial passes because it is not a porn site. What you read is what you get when you get inside. There
are NO nude pictures, high streaming videos, etc.
Q: Are there any refunds?
A: Sorry, because of the low priced membership fee, there are no refunds. Don't worry, there are NO recurring charges if you decide to cancel your membership.
Q: Can I send in a review in exchange for a free membership?
A: Sorry. Reviews are a part of every member's requirement if you choose our year membership plan. This rule helps deter lazy one sentence reviews that are usually seen on other review sites so visitors can get free access to their members area.
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow in regards to submitting my review?
A: YES! Since all member reviews are a work of erotic fiction, and to comply with all laws, we do not allow any mention of compensation being exchanged in the review. Please read the review policy in the members area for complete rules.
Q: This site is great, how can I receive instant access?
A: Just click on the JOIN page and follow the directions on it.
Still unsure?
Please read some more quotes submitted by satisfied members:
My membership has already paid for itself. I often see the new places popping up in my city, and I was definitely going to check them out. But the reviews make it clear they're all pretty straight and boring. Thanks for saving me time at striking out at those places!
This is what I think the site is all about: where to avoid, where to go, who to ask for, and how to seal the deal.
I had been going to parlors for about a year before I signed up with Mr. P, so I had some experience, but this levels the playing field by putting information into the hands of the guest.
For me, the membership is just a way to make sure my time will turn into solid results!
First of all, let me just say Thank You for your site. Thank you also for opening my eyes to this whole new world of fun I hardly knew existed right under my nose. I have been enjoying the reviews and the helpful tips to make my new found hobby a success!
Please read some more quotes submitted by satisfied members:
My membership has already paid for itself. I often see the new places popping up in my city, and I was definitely going to check them out. But the reviews make it clear they're all pretty straight and boring. Thanks for saving me time at striking out at those places!
This is what I think the site is all about: where to avoid, where to go, who to ask for, and how to seal the deal.
I had been going to parlors for about a year before I signed up with Mr. P, so I had some experience, but this levels the playing field by putting information into the hands of the guest.
For me, the membership is just a way to make sure my time will turn into solid results!
First of all, let me just say Thank You for your site. Thank you also for opening my eyes to this whole new world of fun I hardly knew existed right under my nose. I have been enjoying the reviews and the helpful tips to make my new found hobby a success!